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Like our parents taught us, there's a time and place for everything. And farts no different. Although you may be forward and direct and let 'rip em and talk about them (rather than feelings) per hour for women, farting is an entirely different beast. So pay attention here, ladies, Farty Frieda is here to give a valuable lesson about letting go ass gas.

As we all continue to learn and grow others, is truly a pleasure for me to share the secrets I've collected a variety of friends of my fair lady, when it comes to finding the time, place and method to let your trousers go ahead cough of their loved ones, old and new. For me, my best biscuits air first in front of a loved one was when I was in the hospital – Pears is the first sign that your body is working again after going under surgery. It was a new relationship and to ensure that the switch of the best ice. But not all of us and (UN) luck to have a fun story as well.

Take my younger sister (please!) – She's your average college kid, always has an appointment on Friday and Saturday night, directly to a student. But she can fart in front of anyone: mom, dad, boyfriends, cousins and even blames the dog when it leaves out a rocket ass. But she has owned a few bombs election in its history, after his third glass of Pinot. For her, being attached to a fart is really a feat worst dressed in white after Labor Day. But it sure is fun when your flush is not just the wine. I keep telling her that the best way to free the dogs butt is to be quiet and have fun with it: hug a family member, let it go then blame them! But no, she insists on apologizing, foot bath and release from there. Or in a family barbecue, walking toward the other side of the house. She might as well just take a spray room that is so nice.

For other hens in the house, the subtlety is lost completely and had just taken place the fall of the rump shakers. As my mom. Mama loves trivia ass: How to find the source of gas leak in the house, has to understand what you ate that is responsible for the assignment. It was the tacos? Milk? Coffee? It's like fart-along with several tests of choice. But fun. Your Rumblers are less entertainment and more trivial, and is a great way to divert attention from the plague, when the response is truly related dairy.

Then, it's me Farty Frieda. It used to be only Frieda. But like all good things, I like to take the personal property that has dominated tasks, and farting is certainly one of them. I name them: dairy products doozies, Flame Throwers, Green Mists, lagging, Loud but proud, Singing Machine Gunners and elephants. My theory is that the best way to stop "fly is simply what has em. Be proud!

So if you're very secretive about the fish globe, curious about the source of the leak or stink bombs to use as a symbol of pride, women's farts actually a reflection of our personalities.

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